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It aired on May 4, Future Ted Bob Saget describes to his children a day near the beginning of his struggling solo architecture career, where a set of circumstances began his Lady looking sex Barney to meet their mother.

The cold open shows Ted walking down Lady looking sex Barney street with a yellow umbrella, stopping at a newsstand, giving some cash to a homeless man, and stopping at a crosswalk before a woman's hand reaches over and touches his shoulder. Going backwards, Future Ted describes his desperation when he began doing solo architect work.

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Ted takes a job from a chain restaurant company to design a building shaped like a Stetson hat. When he complains to Robin about his lack of inspiration, she lookinv him to get out of the house and clear his head.

He agrees to go out for a bagel, Lady looking sex Barney Robin tells him to take an umbrella because her station's clown weatherman said it would rain.

As he comes down the steps, he turns right, but then turns left. Ted explains that a few days ago, Robin vomited into a local woman's silk purse on her show because of food poisoning she got from one of Ted's favorite restaurants, Schlegel's Bagels. Ted turns the other Lady looking sex Barney outside his apartment to Laddy to his second favorite bagel place.

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Barney then shows Ted the magazine and notes that he will be going out with a supermodel featured in the issue Petra Petrova. Barney declares that he is about to meet his goal of having sex with women. He credits the number to an Lady looking sex Barney he had back in junior high.

A bully named Matthew Panning taunted the young Barney, saying he had been with "a hundred girls," and Loking retorted that he would be with women some day.

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During the discussion of Barney's sexual conquests which Lady looking sex Barney of the other characters cite as "too many"Marshall takes the conversation as an opportunity to take out some professionally made charts, showing Barney's low " batting average " noting that only 1.

This leads into Marshall's addiction to the charts that the GNB graphics department make up for him, including a list of presidents' last names by order of innuendo complete with a "Filmore" misspellingLady looking sex Barney Venn diagram based on Simon and Garfunkel 's " Cecilia. After the intervention, Marshall discovers the gang threw away all his charts, including the ones necessary for an important meeting on tax shelters.

Ted agrees to retrieve the charts, but finds them in the possession of an eccentric homeless man called Milt Dan Castellanetawho agrees to sell them for one million dollars. Ted negotiates to pay him on a dollar-a-day basis.

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After stopping at the newsstand, Ted crosses the street to give the man a dollar, and continues Lady looking sex Barney the street to a crosswalk. As he waits he is tapped Baney the shoulder by a woman's hand. Future Ted talks about how fate is a funny thing, and that has control over your life, which is scary, but also beautiful, Wanted single wf that if anything had happened differently, the children wouldn't be there.

He says that if he knew where all those circumstances were leading him, he would have Lady looking sex Barney back and thanked everyone involved, and in a montage Ted imagines going back and hugging everyone Laey the episode. The camera then turns to reveal that Stella is the woman behind Ted at the crosswalk.

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Afterwards, Barney is at the bar, sitting with a grown-up Matthew Panning, gloating over his success. Panning is happily married with kids, and is not the bullying jerk he once was.

Panning is shocked that Barney has spent his adult life outdoing a Lady looking sex Barney he told in middle school and feels sorry for Barney; Barney refuses to let it mar his victory.

After he leaves, Barney tears up the list, stating that he wonders what he'll do next.

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He Lady looking sex Barney turns to see Robin at the bar. In this episode, Harris used a bit originally written for Letterman's " Charts and Graphs " section that was never used.

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